nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
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