Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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