this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
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