your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
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