ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
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