I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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