Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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