Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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