He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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