So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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