Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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