the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
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