"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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