Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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