We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
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