she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
We talked him into tasing himself.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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