how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
i think im in europe. pls send help
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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