It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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