We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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