ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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