ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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