So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
