he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
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