Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
Randomize
