Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Where is the hickey?
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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