Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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