I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Randomize
