How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize
