Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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