Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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