This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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