BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Randomize
