You just made me feel so damn special
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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