sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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