brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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