Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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