girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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