And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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