I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
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