you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I wish you could order shots online.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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