I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I got her a Nickelback box set.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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You came to the right person.
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