Who did Billy Mays play for?
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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