Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
Randomize
