i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
So, I woke up to an empty bottle of scotch and a dead car. The last thing I remember are the strippers being mad at me. Awesome night.
Feels good to be wearing underwear again though...
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
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