What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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