I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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