you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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