and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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