is your mom at the bar?
And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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