Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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